I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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