garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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