Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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