He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
we should paint friendship bongs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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