I look better un-naked...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
