whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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