Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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