Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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