My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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