im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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