Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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