well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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