Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
