you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize