Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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