i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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