All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
