wat bout pragnant strippers??
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Shame - the story of my life.
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