idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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