Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
This house was built for laser tag.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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