ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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