I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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