he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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