big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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