I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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