I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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