ugly people sure do ruin things
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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