so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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