Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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