i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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