That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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