nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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