think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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