PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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