My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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