this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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