So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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