Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Randomize
