tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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