Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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