is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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