i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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