there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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