Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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