i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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