Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We have started to decorate penises.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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