lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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