So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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