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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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