some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
A+ Viking dick
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
