I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
