belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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