What a fucking waste of an outfit
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
